Draw deep from a glistening bottle to celebrate that perfect kiss
Steadily down yet another one to mourn a near miss;
Washing away remorse and repentance with a tower of Heineken
Let your hair down and hit the floor as the party has just begun
Bottoms up for the sorrow, nice and easy for the strife
Dude there ain’t a problem as long as there is beer for life
Monday is for Hoegaarden and a night with Erica
Tuesday is a date with destiny and don’t forget Jessica;
Wednesday is Sarah’s turn with a pint of Kilkenny
Thursday evening is Tiger time as promised to pretty Jenny
Bottoms up for the sorrow, nice and easy for the strife
Dude there ain’t a problem as long as there is beer for life
Friday flavour is Cider and in my arm’s rests Kay
Strongbow and Sandy lure my Saturday & to their temptations I give way;
Sunday is a day of rest and a day to welcome Adele
To clear the table and make some room for the lovely Bombardier ale
Bottoms up for the sorrow, nice and easy for the strife
Dude there ain’t a problem as long as there is beer for life
One for the pose, one for the tease and one for tomorrow’s Facebook upload
One for the toast, one for the treat and it’s time for the ones for the road
The final ones however are for the drivers of the train, tram, bus and taxis that we call
For we need to be deposited home safe and sound for the pub again to see us all
Bottoms up for the sorrow, nice and easy for the strife
Dude there ain’t a problem as long as there is beer for life
Noon, morning, twilight or at the ushering in of dawn
The time for hauling in a heavy crate is almost always on;
When at any time you hear the loudest and longest cheer
It would be for the setting of sight upon lovely beer
Bottoms up for the sorrow, nice and easy for the strife
Dude there ain’t a problem as long as there is beer for life
