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The Ostrich buries its head in the sand smug in a belief ill-conceived
The toad croaks seeking carnal pleasures oblivious to the muffled hiss of death
The unwitting crow breaks its back and beak feeding an infant under a mistaken notion that it is its offspring
Ah! Pavonine your insidious seduction is not restricted to the animal kingdom alone
Man has made preening such a prerogative that he may as well take a universal patent on the attribute
Vain, Pretentious Wretch.
(Word Count: 81)